Cruffin 

The food of godliness that combines the 3 greatest foods of all time - the Pie, Muffin, and Cookie. It consists of a Pie shaped mass of cookie dough, baked until its hard and cookie like, followed by a delicious centre of chocolate chip or double chocolate chip muffin stuffing.

"Oi gimme a slice of that Cruffin!"

Cruffin by Cruffin Man April 18, 2008

Cruffin 

A cruffin is a hybrid of a croissant and a muffin.

I could really use a cruffin, after I finish my croissant and my muffin yo!

Cruffin by zomboy arts February 17, 2019

Cruffin 

A Cruffin is a hybrid word combining both crotch and muffin (muffin and extension of muff, meaning vagina).

Example:

Man/woman1: that girl I was with last night had the sweetest little cruffin.
Man/woman2: you eat that?
Man/woman1: hell yeah

Cruffin by Slimjimelbowdrop June 1, 2022

Cruffin 

A Cranberry Muffin often associated closely with monkeys muffins and the greek word for a male deers ear lobe, crunky

Dude Cruffins are the best food in the world

Cruffin by The Triple M Board Of Leaders August 24, 2008

Cuffing Season 

The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.

Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?

Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.

Cuffing Season by Coors_Light February 6, 2020

Criffing 

Verb.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.

My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.

Criffing by criffmaster May 22, 2013

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

chuffing back a fat dart by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017