The food of godliness that combines the 3 greatest foods of all time - the Pie, Muffin, and Cookie. It consists of a Pie shaped mass of cookie dough, baked until its hard and cookie like, followed by a delicious centre of chocolate chip or double chocolate chip muffin stuffing.
by Cruffin Man April 18, 2008
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Cruffin
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A Cruffin is a hybrid word combining both crotch and muffin (muffin and extension of muff, meaning vagina).
Example:
Man/woman1: that girl I was with last night had the sweetest little cruffin.
Man/woman2: you eat that?
Man/woman1: hell yeah
Man/woman1: that girl I was with last night had the sweetest little cruffin.
Man/woman2: you eat that?
Man/woman1: hell yeah
by Slimjimelbowdrop June 1, 2022
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by The Triple M Board Of Leaders August 24, 2008
Get the Cruffin mug.The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.
Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?
Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.
Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.
by Coors_Light February 6, 2020
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The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.
The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.
My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.
by criffmaster May 22, 2013
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