Cruffin

The food of godliness that combines the 3 greatest foods of all time - the Pie, Muffin, and Cookie. It consists of a Pie shaped mass of cookie dough, baked until its hard and cookie like, followed by a delicious centre of chocolate chip or double chocolate chip muffin stuffing.

"Oi gimme a slice of that Cruffin!"

by Cruffin Man April 18, 2008

Cruffin

A cruffin is a hybrid of a croissant and a muffin.

I could really use a cruffin, after I finish my croissant and my muffin yo!

by zomboy arts February 17, 2019

Cruffin

A Cruffin is a hybrid word combining both crotch and muffin (muffin and extension of muff, meaning vagina).

Example:

Man/woman1: that girl I was with last night had the sweetest little cruffin.
Man/woman2: you eat that?
Man/woman1: hell yeah

by Slimjimelbowdrop June 1, 2022

Cruffin

A Cranberry Muffin often associated closely with monkeys muffins and the greek word for a male deers ear lobe, crunky

Dude Cruffins are the best food in the world

by The Triple M Board Of Leaders August 24, 2008

Cuffing Season

The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.

Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?

Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.

by Coors_Light February 6, 2020

Criffing

Verb.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.

My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.

by criffmaster May 22, 2013

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017