A short annoying, backstabbing midget who loves having hot sweaty sex with women. Usually cuntmuffins sleep with men to hide this secret.
by Kelly [helped by Katlynn] June 10, 2007
by leeway January 15, 2006
Guy1) Dude, Ever tried a cuntmuffin?
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!
by Gowzord April 02, 2008
noun.
1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man
3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid
1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man
3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid
CM: "dear, you should marry Chris, but you'll have to lose a bit of weight. I've been telling you to for a while...gotta loose that weight to get that man. He's particular!"
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."
by Shiara January 07, 2014
Female Nutritionist "You should eat bran at least two times a day"
Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"
Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"
by Don't eat a cuntmuffin December 14, 2010