A short annoying, backstabbing midget who loves having hot sweaty sex with women. Usually cuntmuffins sleep with men to hide this secret.
by Kelly [helped by Katlynn] July 5, 2007
Get the Cuntmuffinmug. 
by leeway January 15, 2006
Get the Cuntmuffinmug. Guy1) Dude, Ever tried a cuntmuffin?
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!
by Gowzord April 2, 2008
Get the Cuntmuffinmug. noun.
1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man
3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid
1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man
3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid
CM: "dear, you should marry Chris, but you'll have to lose a bit of weight. I've been telling you to for a while...gotta loose that weight to get that man. He's particular!"
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."
by Shiara January 6, 2014
Get the Cuntmuffinmug. Female Nutritionist "You should eat bran at least two times a day"
Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"
Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"
by Don't eat a cuntmuffin December 15, 2010
Get the Cuntmuffinmug.