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When circumstances make it appropriate to use the word 'cunt'.
Mother: "Oh that lady was a cunt"
Daughter: "You can't say that!"
Mother: "It was in cuntext!"
cuntext by nachoworm December 4, 2010

Cuntextualise 

when you everything you write about is cunt related
I like your story, hell I like your idea but if you don't cuntextualise it, then Palyboy aren't buying it and I ain't reading it.
Cuntextualise by jaffaw July 14, 2009
Noun
It is when a girls vagina is super loose and you can use her lips as a "tent".
Yo bro! I fucked this Cunttent last night, then when I was done I passed out right inside!
cunttent by Mr.Crondon July 4, 2014

Cuntextual Clues

noun:
Stemming from the grammatical term "context clue" and slang word "cunt."

Subtle signs/hints that determine someone is, or is acting like a cunt.
Dermot: I overheard you break up with Lolita last night. What happened?

Jarvis: I always had a hunch she was a self indulgent bitch, but it became obvious last night.

Dermot: You should have ended it awhile ago. I picked up on those cuntextual clues immediately. That sucks man. I'm here for you.

Jarvis: Wait a minute. You overheard? Why you always gotta put your nose in my business bro? Screw that bitch and screw you for that matter. Now get the heck out of my treehouse
Cuntextual Clues by DicksInDisguise October 22, 2017

CuntTesticle 

Insult, vagaina and Testicle combined
You fucking cunttesticle Jon
CuntTesticle by Ashy:__ October 12, 2019

cuntteta 

when a boy climbs and tree and pisses while cumming at the same time on the very tippy of the toppy of the tree and his cum falls in the eyes of the president then the president gets a case of cuntteta
did you see ethan today?
BRUH he has a case of cuntteta
cuntteta by lobsters December 18, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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