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Cuntext
The cuntext of capitalism drives me nuts. I am so over it.
The cuntext of the social environment is horrendous.
Wow, I am so over this cuntext.
The cuntext of the social environment is horrendous.
Wow, I am so over this cuntext.
Cuntext by LingDanc803 August 15, 2023
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cuntext • Cuntextual Clues • Cuntextualise • context • cuntent • Context High • cumtext • cuntent creator • cuntentia • Cuntertainment
Cuntext
The distorted context of a narrative knowingly stated as unquestionable true facts to win an argument, defame or ruin the reputation of a person, who is not guilty of anything stated or insinuated by a cunt, Karen or Blaren, or any other person acting like any of the foregoing.
Cuntext by PDub Designs August 29, 2023
Context High
"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.
In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
Context High by Solo Amadeus March 10, 2022
contextation
dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.
dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?
dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.
dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?
dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.
contextation by no1sandman November 7, 2010
Contextomy
The art of removing words from a sentence (or a sentence from a paragraph) to change its context completely. Used commonly in movie posters when a film critic in their review has said something uncomplimentary. Also known as "false attribution" and is related closely to "quotation mining".
A movie or theatre critic may have reviewed the piece saying "The whole thing was a terrific bore, I laughed out loud at the ineptitude of the actors..."
The contextomy on the poster would then read: "Terrific! I laughed out loud!"
The contextomy on the poster would then read: "Terrific! I laughed out loud!"
Contextomy by bunnywuffles May 15, 2009
Word of the Day on June 7, 2022
cuntectomy
1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.
You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?
Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.
Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.
cuntectomy by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026