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vagaina

Term used to describe the female genitalia when said anatomical structures are being used for the specific purpose of gaining material possessions.
There goes ol' Rhonda again, pumping herself full of Smirnoff Ice and vodka shots on some poor sap's dime. She sure knows how to work that vagaina.
by Schrodinger's Pussy July 27, 2011
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Kick Vagaina Day

On October The 5th All Boys Can Kick The Girls In The Vagaina (All Boys Get A Free Pass)
by Someone is watching October 4, 2020
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tall vagaina

Spiritual feeling of a partners vagaina. Most times, said in the moment of deep touching with ones elemental grasp and eyes shut.

Other times, said out of pure confusion for what they had just heard.
Jandy "she had a tall vagaina"
Everyone else "..."
by JayDay110 December 14, 2024
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Vagina Handshake

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
by Chas501 December 31, 2016
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theft by vagina

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.
by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022
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vaginablaster

When you stick the male reproduction organ very fast into the Vagina/women reproduction organ. That the organs in the women specimen explode in motion
She is walking strange she must have been vaginablaster
by MLG quickscoper May 3, 2015
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vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.
Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"
by ah_halifax January 6, 2013
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