cuntrance 

State of mind, when one is unable to think, reason, or grasp reality because s/he is overwhelmed by the power of the pussy.

I should have realized my girlfriend Devin was a big lying cheat, but I was in a cuntrance for like 8 months.

cuntrance by Tedamata April 25, 2007

Cuntrance 

The entrance to a cunt

Marvel was so memorised by her cuntrance. Once he entered her he was blown away.

Cuntrance by The WhoCunt June 1, 2023

cuntrivance 

noun 1) A skillfully-crafted scheme to get laid.

Bob was horny, so he formulated a cuntrivance to ease his suffering.

cuntrivance by ah_halifax1 November 19, 2013

Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.

Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?

Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016

cuntfaceshitmaster 

A derogatory term used to describe an individual particularly prone to displaying annoying or irritating tendencies, including those who are otherwise contemptible for any other reason.

Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?'

Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)

Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.

Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'

Teacher: '...'

cuntfaceshitmaster by 2ndEarlofRochester October 24, 2011

cuntankerous 

Bitchedly ill-tempered and quarrelsome.

My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.

cuntankerous by JL Patrick April 7, 2008

emergency contraceptive 

1.
Extra condoms (often kept in a backpack, briefcase, or vehicle trunk)

2.
A Left Hand and truecrypt porn volume can quickly relieve blue balls with zero potential conception, but high potential for sexual escalation.

3.
technology with the potential to PREVENT conception (sperm penetrating ovum, the engendering of pregnancy), includes: condoms, spermicide, careful anal sex, masturbation. Any technology willfully killing the zygote is infanticide and in no way whatsoever contraceptive.

4.
One cannot un-ring the bell: don't tap the bell.

Should Mike's flavor of the week be set to fornicate but have no condom between them he could grab his strip of emergency contraceptives from the dick vapor protected gym bag in his car before becoming a Violently Orgasming Obsessed Dick Once Hard animal mindlessly fucking through the strip in one afternoon.

Because all the high school freshman practiced at the same time, the girls on the court adjacent to the guys, the girls could see how well hung Shawn was his long thick dick flopping as he ran without compression shorts. With ample daily offers for good head and more after practice-, on study dates-, and amid the parties amplifying rife lust he used Masturbation As Contraception, the only 100% efficatious emergency contraceptive, lest girls hungering for big cock succeed tempting him to let them ride his cock.

Though Dravin longed to Fuck to Balls Empty during awesomely stimulating Girlfriend Anal Sex (contraceptive if pussy above the anal jizz leakage path) he needed more snug fitting condoms having fucked through all emergency contraceptives but the magnums which were far too lose. Thankfully he had stroke 29 for weeks of solo fuck replay. High school's zero refractory Masturbating Always Daily multiples now inaccessible he yearned to be able to achieve a dozen weekly orgasms. It is his richly visual fantasizing masturbatory fuck replay that escalates his craving her ass above all else, limiting instant gratification.

emergency contraceptive by coitus U January 9, 2013