Cuntraception
Cuntraception by Triangle021 June 11, 2018
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contraceptionist
The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
contraceptionist by CapTim January 25, 2008
contreceptionist
The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contreceptionist's desk.
contreceptionist by CapTim January 25, 2008
oral contraception
oral contraception by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
oral contraception
oral contraception by no-name-needed January 6, 2005
contraception
contraception by PGTips April 26, 2006
cuntception
(cun-ˈtsep-shən)
1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.
2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.
1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.
2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.
1- Boy, that cunt is a true master of cuntception.
2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!
2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!
cuntception by qinsanep March 19, 2015
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