Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

Contraception balloons by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021

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contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

contraception face by genjon November 27, 2007

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Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.

I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.

Contraception Roulette by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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