contraception 

A small child walking into it's parents bedroom to find out what the noise is

children are the best form of contraception

contraception by PGTips April 26, 2006

contraception 

used to prevent pregnancies

use contraception when you have sex

contraception by todd08 April 17, 2005

Contraception 

Always use contraception. There are different types.

Use ribbed for extra sensations
Use flavoured for oral pleasure!

Contraception by hayley! October 28, 2004

Contraception 

stops the babies booming

put the contraception in a get babies easy

Contraception by PlayCraftedLands November 18, 2020

Contraception balloons 

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.

Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

Contraception balloons by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021

contraception face 

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

contraception face by genjon November 27, 2007

Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.

I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.

Contraception Roulette by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020