cuntraceptic 

The only substance known to stop a woman from being such a cunt, bitch, or otherwise undesirable person to be around. It is made from a mixture of grain alcohol, fruitpunch and a giant cock, not always black but sometimes thats needed. Ussually administered by close friends or family in desperate situations of blue clit.

Guy: dude, your sisters such a fuckin bitch.
Friend: no shit, call tyrone an' tell his hung ass to shut her up.
Guy: I dont know he might not be enough cuntraceptic, you call ill get the 151.

cuntraceptic by tabby-bird June 28, 2011

emergency contraceptive 

1.
Extra condoms (often kept in a backpack, briefcase, or vehicle trunk)

2.
A Left Hand and truecrypt porn volume can quickly relieve blue balls with zero potential conception, but high potential for sexual escalation.

3.
technology with the potential to PREVENT conception (sperm penetrating ovum, the engendering of pregnancy), includes: condoms, spermicide, careful anal sex, masturbation. Any technology willfully killing the zygote is infanticide and in no way whatsoever contraceptive.

4.
One cannot un-ring the bell: don't tap the bell.

Should Mike's flavor of the week be set to fornicate but have no condom between them he could grab his strip of emergency contraceptives from the dick vapor protected gym bag in his car before becoming a Violently Orgasming Obsessed Dick Once Hard animal mindlessly fucking through the strip in one afternoon.

Because all the high school freshman practiced at the same time, the girls on the court adjacent to the guys, the girls could see how well hung Shawn was his long thick dick flopping as he ran without compression shorts. With ample daily offers for good head and more after practice-, on study dates-, and amid the parties amplifying rife lust he used Masturbation As Contraception, the only 100% efficatious emergency contraceptive, lest girls hungering for big cock succeed tempting him to let them ride his cock.

Though Dravin longed to Fuck to Balls Empty during awesomely stimulating Girlfriend Anal Sex (contraceptive if pussy above the anal jizz leakage path) he needed more snug fitting condoms having fucked through all emergency contraceptives but the magnums which were far too lose. Thankfully he had stroke 29 for weeks of solo fuck replay. High school's zero refractory Masturbating Always Daily multiples now inaccessible he yearned to be able to achieve a dozen weekly orgasms. It is his richly visual fantasizing masturbatory fuck replay that escalates his craving her ass above all else, limiting instant gratification.

emergency contraceptive by coitus U January 9, 2013

contraceptive posterchild 

A person that exists solely to remind us of the importance of birth control. Lacking essential components i.e. spine and balls.

Wilson is a gutless sack of shit. Fuckin' contraceptive posterchild.

contraceptive posterchild by Holloway11b June 29, 2010

contraceptionist 

The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.

The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.

contraceptionist by CapTim January 25, 2008

contraceptive 

A measure taken to prevent pregnancy. Includes the condom, oral contraceptive pill (OCP), patches, injections, cages, caps and sponges amongst other methods.

"are you on the pill?"

"are you using a contraceptive?"

"use a condom you dirty fuck"

contraceptive by Oli87 June 22, 2007

oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.

Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.

oral contraception by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

contraceptives

A contraceptive is s form of "Child Prevention". Methods include;

A Condom: A rubber sock for you knob.
A Diaphram: A rubber dam for your ladies love box.
The Pill: Easier than a cheap chav tart, cheaper than an 'E'
Abstinance: The art of not shagging if you aint old/responsible enough.

The Chav species has dramatically grown as a result of smack-heads not knowing about contraceptives. The time has come for the government to either teach people about contraceptives or cut of evey chavs dick.

contraceptives by ConcreteMonkey February 3, 2005