Cuntmander
Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016
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Cuntmander
A genderlesss pokemon. It looks somewhat like a clam. The juices it drips will kill a person, while its smell can paralyze anything.
Cuntmander by Anal Anny November 26, 2003
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cuntmander-in-chief
A term to describe the first woman president of the United States. She boasts having an oval orifice where her best work is done.
I really thought Hilary was going to be our first cuntmander-in-chief and then Obama took Iowa by surprise.
cuntmander-in-chief by verbiage November 29, 2011
cuntankerous
My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.
cuntankerous by JL Patrick April 7, 2008
cuntsander
When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.
"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"
cuntsander by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014
cummander
He who commands cum
cuntmaster extreme
A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.
cuntmaster extreme by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008
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