Cuntpiece 

When someone is acting like a jackass; When someone does something really dumb; (ex. trips over chair, says somethin stupid, cock blocks)

Frustration towards someone

---A guy farts and trips over his own feet--- you point a laugh nonchalantly and say "what a cunt piece"

---Friend bumps into you and is egging you to do something which you sure in the hell don't want to do, just say "stop being such a cuntpiece ill do it when i feel like it"

----Someone throws up on you; they're a cuntpiece

Cuntpiece by WholovesdaMonkey May 13, 2005

Cuntpike 

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire

Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!

Cuntpike by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuntpie

A delicious morsel between a female friend's or girlfriend's legs, also can be undelicious. The color can be pink, dark pink and crusty, rugged/thick, or soft and delicate kind of like a flower. Even though the cuntpie may have a foul oder does not mean it is unedible, it is highly recommended to steer clear of this unwanted pie and is usually common sense to do so but some individuals enjoy face planting themselves into a stinky cuntpie. Happy eating and don't forget to pick the wire from your teeth if need be.

God, I can't wait to get out of work and go eat some cuntpie.

Wow your cuntpie has a fragrance of a wet rose petal in the spring.

Your cuntpie smells like an ass of a cow but im gonna eat it anyway!

Hey man your a cuntpie, seeya later.

cuntpie by kcjayreindeer August 18, 2009

cuntipede 

A not train of lesbians. Chuffing out end to end. A motterway if you will

Where's Laura and Joanne got go. They met up with Beth to form a human cuntipede

cuntipede by Benlonger June 17, 2016

cuntpickle 

1. A slang term for the penis.
2. A dirty, sandy, nasty vagina.
3. A person who is a cunt and a dick all at the same time. (A very effeminate ass-hole)

1. I stuck my cuntpickle in her va-gee-gee.
2. Dude, that bitch has a nasty cuntpickle.
3. Cody Huffine is a cuntpickle.

cuntpickle by ArL0 Prizes July 16, 2008

cuntpipe 

One who sticks a straw in a woman's pussy and blows bubbles in the vaginal fluids.

Guy 1: Don't be a cuntpipe, man
Guy 2: But, It's so much fun

cuntpipe by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003

Cuntliement 

A passive aggressive compliment

Dave's hair looked gay so I gave him a cuntliement on it

Cuntliement by vonell78 February 26, 2018