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Cuntpike

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire
Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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cuntpie

A delicious morsel between a female friend's or girlfriend's legs, also can be undelicious. The color can be pink, dark pink and crusty, rugged/thick, or soft and delicate kind of like a flower. Even though the cuntpie may have a foul oder does not mean it is unedible, it is highly recommended to steer clear of this unwanted pie and is usually common sense to do so but some individuals enjoy face planting themselves into a stinky cuntpie. Happy eating and don't forget to pick the wire from your teeth if need be.
God, I can't wait to get out of work and go eat some cuntpie.

Wow your cuntpie has a fragrance of a wet rose petal in the spring.

Your cuntpie smells like an ass of a cow but im gonna eat it anyway!

Hey man your a cuntpie, seeya later.
by kcjayreindeer August 18, 2009
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cuntdike

The female version of a cockfag. Some evil bitch who is being both a cunt and a dike simultaneously.
Stoney, you are such a cuntdike!
by _Cock_ January 13, 2006
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cuntpipe

One who sticks a straw in a woman's pussy and blows bubbles in the vaginal fluids.
Guy 1: Don't be a cuntpipe, man
Guy 2: But, It's so much fun
by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003
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cuntlike

Someone who enjoys being overtly rude or provocative, deliberately obstreperous to friends, a wind-up merchant. In the pursuance of a particular response, primarily anything with cunt in it.
A group of were chatting when Dan joined them, he was cuntlike from the off. Although the girls were reluctant, he was persistent and duly rewarded with a "Fuck off you cunt".
by paultheotherone June 7, 2013
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Cuntpiece

When someone is acting like a jackass; When someone does something really dumb; (ex. trips over chair, says somethin stupid, cock blocks)

Frustration towards someone
---A guy farts and trips over his own feet--- you point a laugh nonchalantly and say "what a cunt piece"

---Friend bumps into you and is egging you to do something which you sure in the hell don't want to do, just say "stop being such a cuntpiece ill do it when i feel like it"

----Someone throws up on you; they're a cuntpiece
by WholovesdaMonkey May 13, 2005
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Cuntikentay

man youz a cuntikentay
by Elmer Fudd March 22, 2004
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