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Definitions by WholovesdaMonkey

Cuntpiece 

When someone is acting like a jackass; When someone does something really dumb; (ex. trips over chair, says somethin stupid, cock blocks)

Frustration towards someone
---A guy farts and trips over his own feet--- you point a laugh nonchalantly and say "what a cunt piece"

---Friend bumps into you and is egging you to do something which you sure in the hell don't want to do, just say "stop being such a cuntpiece ill do it when i feel like it"

----Someone throws up on you; they're a cuntpiece

doop shoot 

Banging a girl dead smack up the ass raunchy style

Hanging out in the "chocolate" shop

Breaking in a fresh piece of ass "literally"
--Just turn them around, and doggy style that ass.-- Not much more to explain about anal

glass bottom boat 

Have sex with some "PERSON" and wait till they they fall asleep. "when they are asleep" wrap their face with seran wrap, poke a hole so they can breath, and take a crap on their face. They wake up and see Brown (or green pending on 'doers' diet) crap on thier face
Shut up hoe before i glass bottom boat that purty face of yours.