CUNTIEE

A cuntie is a friend that catfishes other people online with you at 3:00 AM, they are really good friends and never get mad at each other. Not only are they friends but they have been a married couple for 2 1/2 months and have more than 150 kids but lost 90% of them. Thy are both cunts to each other and one day while making fun of a French person, the cuntie bond was formed. A cuntie helps/protects the other cuntie from weird gore road kids online that try to get with them

Anthony: wow I’m such a cunt
Jessica: u got that right
Anthony: does that mean your my cuntiee?
Jessica: nah fuck that no one likes u Anthony I’ll be cunties w another person instead

by Hugh G. Rection + Lou Sassle April 23, 2020

Boring cuntiness

Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.

I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness

by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020

Cuntinental Breakfast

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."

"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"

by 101202 July 27, 2014

cuntifer

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.

I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!

by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018

cuntifery

heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.

Divorce was a given after his latest display of cuntifery.

by bluerinse666! February 17, 2015

Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

by DudeA December 7, 2009

Cuntile

Where being a cunt becomes a condition...

Don't worry, he's a cuntile shit...

by Bigmark65 October 4, 2010