cuntplete

Someone who goes out of their way to be a complete cunt.

Toby really ruined my day by being a cuntplete and ruining my high.

by Seanqub3 April 15, 2017

Cuntometer

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

by Canadaone October 22, 2013

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

by DudeA December 7, 2009

cuntlet

A celebutante with an overexposed cunt.

Paris Hilton is a world class cuntlet.

by jammygoil July 20, 2008

cuntlet

cuntlet; a very young barely legal but sexually active female.

Comparative, veal cutlet, young tender sweet meat, milk fed and not experienced in the ways of the barnyard....cuntlet, young tender pussy, likely illegal, not experienced in the ways of the world...in other words..off limits!

by hagar the horrible April 22, 2008

cuntputer

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

by debra mackie April 29, 2007