cuntipede

A not train of lesbians. Chuffing out end to end. A motterway if you will

Where's Laura and Joanne got go. They met up with Beth to form a human cuntipede

by Benlonger June 17, 2016

centipede handjob

when you get in a human centipede and you give a handjob in the man front of you.

Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*

by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014

house centipede

A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede

me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*

by Donkeytron April 24, 2007

Centipede

Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.
Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush.
This centipede is a predator...

*Hint*: Look up centipede on youtube.
enjoy.

UKF: Centipede!

*Bass Drops*

by iPosteh January 18, 2013

Best Buy Mobile Centipede

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.

Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

by Franky619 October 27, 2010

Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

by DudeA December 7, 2009

Human Boobi-centipede

The moment when several females (most of the time strippers) give a motorboat to and equivalent number of male. Each Female after a certain time (30 sec to couple minutes) will have to move to her right in an orderly fashion so that every male of the group is motor boated by every girls.

In the end it does look like a centipede of boobs moving.

first invented in Budapest @ P2 Club in 2014 by a group of french lads.

Hey Peter what should we do for Sam stag do we 12 and don't have a good group activity ?

Well, let's organize him an Human Boobi-centipede at the strip club for him

Awesome idea can't wait to see 24 boobs !

by Wilbaune September 18, 2014