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cuntomer 

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!
Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer
cuntomer by Azzylum July 22, 2008

cuntnoyer 

suggested by a guy named hinson, wanted to make a person version of concut. See Concut. It is when a girl uses one word to end the conversation. Many girls tend to do this, they are called cuntnoyers. Due to being a cunt for cutting off the conversation, also annoying the crap out of a person when they're trying to talk. Also putting question marks behind the concut makes the cuntnoyer an extreme cuntnoyer.
Guy: hey! long time no talk.
Girl: uh..? <--extreme cuntnoyer
Guy: so watsup
Girl: nothing? *nothing is the concut*
Guy: what are you taking for classes?
Girl: stuff.
Guy: wanna stop being such a cuntnoyer?
Girl: what....................? <---notice the amount of dots.
Guy: look it up on UD
Girl: you're cool. *small phrase that is still a concut*
cuntnoyer by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009

cuntroversy 

That Duke Lacrosse case was just a cuntroversy.
cuntroversy by jammyboil April 21, 2007

cuntroversial

A topic that is open to disagreement or argument, but only from the point of view of a female.
"I thought suggesting an abortion was a logical course of action, however it turned out to be very cuntroversial."
cuntroversial by ttaurean June 29, 2008

Cuntsomer 

Any grumpy, irritable, or otherwise irate customer of a retail store.
I had to deal with one bitch of a cuntsomer yesterday, who didn't understand our 90 day return policy.
Cuntsomer by Mistalazer May 18, 2011