Cuntooper

A cunty bitch, with too much rizz

"Yeah Toby's a real cuntooper, he rizzed up my entire family yesterday."

by Niania06 October 29, 2023

cuntomer

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

by Azzylum July 22, 2008

cuntnoyer

suggested by a guy named hinson, wanted to make a person version of concut. See Concut. It is when a girl uses one word to end the conversation. Many girls tend to do this, they are called cuntnoyers. Due to being a cunt for cutting off the conversation, also annoying the crap out of a person when they're trying to talk. Also putting question marks behind the concut makes the cuntnoyer an extreme cuntnoyer.

Guy: hey! long time no talk.
Girl: uh..? <--extreme cuntnoyer
Guy: so watsup
Girl: nothing? *nothing is the concut*
Guy: what are you taking for classes?
Girl: stuff.
Guy: wanna stop being such a cuntnoyer?
Girl: what....................? <---notice the amount of dots.
Guy: look it up on UD
Girl: you're cool. *small phrase that is still a concut*

by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009

Cuntmower

a trimmer to trim pubic hair

Suzan just bought a cuntmower

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuntroversy

A false accusation of rape.

That Duke Lacrosse case was just a cuntroversy.

by jammyboil April 21, 2007

cuntroversial

A topic that is open to disagreement or argument, but only from the point of view of a female.

"I thought suggesting an abortion was a logical course of action, however it turned out to be very cuntroversial."

by ttaurean June 29, 2008

Cuntsomer

Any grumpy, irritable, or otherwise irate customer of a retail store.

I had to deal with one bitch of a cuntsomer yesterday, who didn't understand our 90 day return policy.

by Mistalazer May 18, 2011