Cuntmedian
When someone is roasting you and you really think they are a cunt for it but they are so funny you have to laugh.
Cuntmedian by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis May 23, 2018
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cuntledingus
Did you see that cuntledingus? Fuhhhh
I wasnt a huge fan of that porno, there were too many cuntledingi
I wasnt a huge fan of that porno, there were too many cuntledingi
cuntledingus by _Tbaby February 19, 2020
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Someone who may as well be having a Bukkake with 12 men because the shit that he thinks is funny coming out of his mouth is worse than the crap going in.
Cumedian by MasterbateMagee January 10, 2018
Cuckmedian
A Cuckmedian is a Liberal who uses their platform to spread Leftist propaganda. Usually in the form of 'Late Night' shitshows whereupon they feature Commie shill anti-Trump guests disguised as celebrities.
The most cripplingly unfunny individuals populate this segment, often marketing their shows as ''humorous prime time current affairs'' programming. When in fact, 90% of their material still involves Donald Trump (Who hasn't been in office for 4 months). The other 10% consists of anti-white, anti-male fairytale hyperbole.
Notable Cuckmedians include Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver and the entire crapstew cast of SNL.
Cuckmedians are used by political mega-pedos and media oligarch kid-diddlers to spread Liberal propaganda to disembodied and dishearten actual normal people. This makes them literal AIDS to the obviously superior tenets of Western civilisation.
Just say 'No' to Liberal AIDS.
The most cripplingly unfunny individuals populate this segment, often marketing their shows as ''humorous prime time current affairs'' programming. When in fact, 90% of their material still involves Donald Trump (Who hasn't been in office for 4 months). The other 10% consists of anti-white, anti-male fairytale hyperbole.
Notable Cuckmedians include Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver and the entire crapstew cast of SNL.
Cuckmedians are used by political mega-pedos and media oligarch kid-diddlers to spread Liberal propaganda to disembodied and dishearten actual normal people. This makes them literal AIDS to the obviously superior tenets of Western civilisation.
Just say 'No' to Liberal AIDS.
AndyTifa: See that Cuckmedian show last night? Colbert cried because Biden got elected with dominion machines.
Bee'el Emm: Really? Wow. He is just the type of zim/zer/zhey I want to be when I get my first job
AndyTifa: But you're 58
Bee'el Emm: Really? Wow. He is just the type of zim/zer/zhey I want to be when I get my first job
AndyTifa: But you're 58
Cuckmedian by TheSaltergeist May 21, 2021
Cuntadian
A cunt (man or woman) from the land above the USA and below the North Pole. Often dressed in skinny jeans, black framed glasses and with a Tim Horton’s double pump latte with sprinkles on top.
Also a Mr. Steal Yo Girl.
Men with the name Matthew or women with the name Nicole, cannot be Cuntadians. They were not born with the cunt gene that makes up the DNA of a modern Cuntadian.
Also a Mr. Steal Yo Girl.
Men with the name Matthew or women with the name Nicole, cannot be Cuntadians. They were not born with the cunt gene that makes up the DNA of a modern Cuntadian.
There are so many Cuntadians in Cuntanada.
Cuntadian by Manweblover May 6, 2018
Cuntledink
An exceptionally stupid, irritating and annoying person (usually male). A portmanteau of 'cunt' (vagina) and 'dink, ' a New England term referring to someone being an ass-hole (sic) or an idiot.
"Our neighbour cut his grass and mowed right over his wife's flower bed, what a cuntledink'
'My buddy Jimmy is a complete Cuntledink'
'My buddy Jimmy is a complete Cuntledink'
Cuntledink by Donald T Rump April 9, 2024
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