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Cuntadian 

A cunt (man or woman) from the land above the USA and below the North Pole. Often dressed in skinny jeans, black framed glasses and with a Tim Horton’s double pump latte with sprinkles on top.

Also a Mr. Steal Yo Girl.

Men with the name Matthew or women with the name Nicole, cannot be Cuntadians. They were not born with the cunt gene that makes up the DNA of a modern Cuntadian.
There are so many Cuntadians in Cuntanada.
Cuntadian by Manweblover May 6, 2018

Canadian Deshbhakt

Akshay Kumar is widely known as Canadian Deshbhakt.
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar is the inventor of Flops & Disasters. Till date he has given 80 Flops which is unbeaten record!
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar plays Patriotic Card during the release of his films & after that its validity expires.
Google Canadian Deshbhakt, you will see ugly face of Akshay Kumar

CLEARLY CANADIAN

Clearly Canadian is a North American premium sparkling water brand, most popular for its flavored waters, produced by Clearly Canadian Beverage Corporation of Canada. The company and brand were founded in 1987.citation needed The brand is well known throughout North America, Scandinavia, parts of Europe and Japan and was extremely popular in the 1980s and 90s. The brand remains most recognized by baby-boomers and Generations X and Y.

Founded in 1987 by Canadians in British Columbia, Canada, the brand came to prominence over the following 15 years after selling over 2 billion bottles worldwide, within Canada Clearly Canadian is considered a national heritage brand.

The firm has owned at one time or other: My Organic Baby, DMR Food Corporation; and Cascade Clear Water Co.
What are you drinking for lunch?
Oh, Johnny I am having me a Clearly Canadian!
A Clearly Canadian, man I have not had one of those effervescent beverages in a long time!

Canadian Rupee 

A term used to isolate Canadian money as a strange and unusual currency, much like the country to America.
Linus: This product is worth 100 Canadian Rupees
Canadian Rupee by MoistNapkin April 2, 2016

True Canadian Shotgun 

A True Canadian Shotgun (TCS) is the best pick-me-up for any time of the day. Although this shot gun uses Tim Hortons coffee instead of beer there is still some alcohol involved. A TCS is made up of three liquids: Tims coffee in a Tims to-go cup (as mentioned before), Canadian maple syrup, and Canadian rye whisky (preferably Crown Royal).

To do a TCS you first make sure the lid to your coffee is on well, then flip the cup upside down and poke a hole into the cup, just like you would if you were shotgunning normally. Then add a shot of whisky to the coffee and shotgun away. After you have shotgunned the coffee and whisky mixture use Maple Syrup as a chaser.

A good drinking game to play is whenever you see a moose you have to do a True Canadian Shotgun. (Best played when in Newfoundland)
Dean: Damn Jack you seem really down.
Jack: Stephanie just dumped me because I’ve been bangin the noodle to much.
Dean: Harsh man, here come do a True Canadian Shotgun with me and you’ll feel better.

Canadian Air Guitar 

An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.
Logan's Canadian Air Guitar skills have cost him his last three relationships.
Canadian Air Guitar by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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