Cumedian 

Someone who may as well be having a Bukkake with 12 men because the shit that he thinks is funny coming out of his mouth is worse than the crap going in.

That guy was such a cumedian

Cumedian by MasterbateMagee January 10, 2018

The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge

Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.

George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."

The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008

female comedian 

not a comedian

she is very unfunny she must be a female comedian

female comedian by male comedian July 27, 2020

ER comedian 

Someone who can’t shut off the stand up jokes while waiting to be evaluated in the ER.

Each and every one of us wanted to pull the plug on that bombastic ER comedian, and then he coded so we all clapped!

ER comedian by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

instagram comedians 

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.

Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL

instagram comedians by IronyDetector July 19, 2017

Comedian

Depending on the types of jokes and the manner in which they present them, the rare breed called "comedians" is one of the most intelligent types of people you will ever find inhabiting the planet. In a school classroom situation they are always the bright smart arses in the top class.

Anyone can tell a joke, but to tell a good, witty and tasteful joke is truly a rare gift. The people who possess this gift are comedians.

Comedian by _General_Zod_Will_Rule_ December 13, 2008

Comedian

Someone who tells jokes. You have to learn a long time to be a good comedian.

This can be used as a noun.

Noun: This is a funny comedian!

Comedian by poiytrewq December 13, 2012