PRIDE

PRIDE is an event created to give the illusion that rightfully marginalized and generally unaccepted degenerates are meaningful members of society.
PRIDE is designed to be subversive and fracture all the tenets that make the West a success. Events include, but are not limited to;
PRIDE parades: Street carnivals were children are exposed to naked men and women, often simulating sexual acts on each other, or swinging their decorated genitalia.

Drag Story Hour: Convicted abusers dress up in women's clothes and wear wigs and make up, then proceed to read Liberal propaganda to children, often normalising or celebrating degeneracy. Transgenderism is highly encouraged and promoted as a healthy alternative lifestyle to children as young as 3, despite having a suicidality rate of 40%. So is intergenerational sex, commonly known as pedophilia. The phrase "love is love" is uttered to justify it.

SlutWalks: Not comprising only LGBTQXYZ alphabet people, but designed to subvert and destroy the moral fabric of society, and features LGBTQXYZ symbolism and slogans extensively. Encourages young girls to have sex with anyone they want, whenever they want, and not consider consequences or the greater impact on society. Abortion is then normalised and encouraged as a remedy to their sluttiness. Again, designed to erode the values of Judeo-Christian Western society.

In short, PRIDE is AIDS to society, as are the mongrels that comprise it's membership. Just say no to PRIDE.
Mincer Bottom: Oh heeeey girl, you going PRIDE to sissy dat walk?
Chad: I'm a man. And no, I will not endorse or encourage your degenerate Marxist parade.
Mincer Bottom: Date rayciss, homophones, I'm calling da cops I want defunded
by TheSaltergeist June 2, 2021
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2020 Election Steal

The 2020 Election Steal took place across the United States during the month of November 2020. Designed by the CCP and Leftists to falsely implant a puppet president, the operation involved the manufacturing ballots in favor of one candidate, having ballot watchers removed, then funnelling the counterfeit ballots through compromised Dominion counting systems.
John: What do you think about the 2020 Election Steal?
Nate: Pure conspiracy.

John: .. I think I know who you voted for.
by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020
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Brown Scarf

Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.
Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020
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Andy Tifa

Male (pronouns) member of the totally non-existent, nonviolent and generally wholesome, healthy group, ANTIFA.

Andy Tina's train relentlessly to be in optimum physical health, so they can exert their dominance in the field of battle/mostly peaceful protests. Which "don't exist - Joe Biden". Getting up at the crack of lunchtime, AT's begin training in earnest.

Lifting the bong for reps, AT's increase the intensity by expelling oxygen via conversations about White Supremes and how the evil capitalist corporatist elites have their knee on his neck.

All the training in the capitalist world won't help you, if your diet isn't up to scratch. So after, AT's indulge in a hearty meal of lawn trimmings, dessicated acai berries and a spoon of purest soy to keep their testosterone level at peak minimum.

Then it's on to flexing those brain muscles. 2 hrs of reading Communist literature and drawing bad hentai ensures continual decline in all areas of life.
Chad: Are you....OK?
Andy Tifa: Yeah mayun, it's just... this corporate oppressive societal structure of oppression is crushing everything, we NEED to give the means of production to the people.
Chad: ...how did you just ejaculate?
by TheSaltergeist June 4, 2021
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SaltyCracker

SaltyCracker is a youtuber who creates quite possibly the best online content to ever grace the interzones.

Giving social commentary to news events and often pointing out Liberal hypocrisy, he has garnered a large following. Affectionately referred to as 'The Salty Army', they're known for their diet of pure testosterone and raw steak.

Although his commentary tends toward having a Conservative leaning, he has a Mexican wife, so is immune to criticism or claims of dat bees rayciss.

Salty's nemesis is anti-second ammendment advocate pillow-hater David Hogg, AKA Soynic the SmegHogg, whose DNA is 80% pure AIDS.
David Hogg: He's uploaded to Odysee again...
Bubbles Seaman aka Terry Minces: I know petal, I know. Let's put some tendies on and open the cry closet, you can use your noodle arms to hit your SaltyCracker Mike Lindell pillow
by TheSaltergeist May 16, 2021
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ANTIFA

ANTIFA shares many parallels with the Bible, despite being secular. Much like the inception of all things bad in the Bible, ANTIFA traces it's origins back to what members refer to as 'Original Soyn.'

Original Soyn is celebrated on Dec 25th, and harkens back to a seminal event described in their holy book, The Wokerinomicron.

On a winter's day in 1993, an epileptic Seattle teen was in attendance at Our Lord Adam Schiff school of Virtue Community college and Vape Shop, in a Privilege Acknowledgement class.

Feeling a tingle in the back of her head, she rose to her feet, fearing a seizure. But this was no seizure. Gripping the table, she began shaking violently. Images and instruction began filling her head from an unknown source. Foaming at the mouth and losing control of her bowels, she collapses into a heap, continuously farting.

Upon awaking, she began at write down what she had experienced. These are the tenets of modern day ANTIFA, and these writings became the Wokerinomicron.

ANTIFA strictly adhere to making themselves very puny, easily led, cowardly, incestuous and self-loathing, as their doctrine dictates.
Al Sharpton: Dey shot anotha black mayn out hurr. For nuthin. We gon burn this mutha down.
Chris Cuomo: Shocking. All he did was shoot his baby mamma and run at cops with a chainsaw while on bath salts. When will this rayciss end? Luckily, ANTIFA is just an idea and won't riot
by TheSaltergeist June 4, 2021
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Cuckmedian

A Cuckmedian is a Liberal who uses their platform to spread Leftist propaganda. Usually in the form of 'Late Night' shitshows whereupon they feature Commie shill anti-Trump guests disguised as celebrities.

The most cripplingly unfunny individuals populate this segment, often marketing their shows as ''humorous prime time current affairs'' programming. When in fact, 90% of their material still involves Donald Trump (Who hasn't been in office for 4 months). The other 10% consists of anti-white, anti-male fairytale hyperbole.

Notable Cuckmedians include Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver and the entire crapstew cast of SNL.

Cuckmedians are used by political mega-pedos and media oligarch kid-diddlers to spread Liberal propaganda to disembodied and dishearten actual normal people. This makes them literal AIDS to the obviously superior tenets of Western civilisation.

Just say 'No' to Liberal AIDS.
AndyTifa: See that Cuckmedian show last night? Colbert cried because Biden got elected with dominion machines.
Bee'el Emm: Really? Wow. He is just the type of zim/zer/zhey I want to be when I get my first job
AndyTifa: But you're 58
by TheSaltergeist May 21, 2021
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