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Cuckmedian 

A Cuckmedian is a Liberal who uses their platform to spread Leftist propaganda. Usually in the form of 'Late Night' shitshows whereupon they feature Commie shill anti-Trump guests disguised as celebrities.

The most cripplingly unfunny individuals populate this segment, often marketing their shows as ''humorous prime time current affairs'' programming. When in fact, 90% of their material still involves Donald Trump (Who hasn't been in office for 4 months). The other 10% consists of anti-white, anti-male fairytale hyperbole.

Notable Cuckmedians include Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver and the entire crapstew cast of SNL.

Cuckmedians are used by political mega-pedos and media oligarch kid-diddlers to spread Liberal propaganda to disembodied and dishearten actual normal people. This makes them literal AIDS to the obviously superior tenets of Western civilisation.

Just say 'No' to Liberal AIDS.
AndyTifa: See that Cuckmedian show last night? Colbert cried because Biden got elected with dominion machines.
Bee'el Emm: Really? Wow. He is just the type of zim/zer/zhey I want to be when I get my first job
AndyTifa: But you're 58
Cuckmedian by TheSaltergeist May 21, 2021
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Cumedian 

Someone who may as well be having a Bukkake with 12 men because the shit that he thinks is funny coming out of his mouth is worse than the crap going in.
That guy was such a cumedian
Cumedian by MasterbateMagee January 10, 2018
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Cucknadian 

(1) Late nineties, Bret Hart type; a person who shows a strong patriotic biased for Canada
Toronto is the Texas of Canada real patriotic Cucknadian type
Cucknadian by EmJayee June 16, 2020

Cuntmedian 

When someone is roasting you and you really think they are a cunt for it but they are so funny you have to laugh.
Man he was really roasting me heavy he is a Cuntmedian
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