9 definitions by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis

Dick Cloud

When one has reached an age in life that his pubic hairs are white and once the penis is exposed it appears to be floating on a cloud.

Did you see that old mans dick ? It looked like a dick cloud.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 18, 2018

Romandick

When being romantic but also involving your dick with the end goal being sexual relations.

I took her to the beach and placed my dick and balls in the sand so she can view the sun rising and also my dick it was so Romandick !

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis June 1, 2018

OOOOOKAY

This is similar to the already known but non aggressive version of okay. It is used to notify someone in a conversation that it’s nice that they are talking but they have just cut you off.

Or

It is used when someone just does or say something and no other appropriate response can be used

OOOOOkay cause I wasn’t just speaking.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 21, 2018

Cuntmedian

When someone is roasting you and you really think they are a cunt for it but they are so funny you have to laugh.

Man he was really roasting me heavy he is a Cuntmedian

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis April 7, 2018

Bisdick

Equivalent to that of a biscuit except its a dick. It is when one prepares his sausage for a snacking, lightly dressing his dick with butter creating a bisdick.

Last night she was hungry so I gave her a bisdick

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis April 27, 2018

Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.

Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 14, 2018

Twat Water

H2O that has combined with the juices of a wet twat.

We got in the bath (she was wet) and immediately I was hit with the scent of twat water. I almost drank some.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 17, 2018