Cuntknock

When the female is going so wild in sex that she slides off the slippery serpant and gravity takes it toll, thus resulting in her colliding with the shlong, causing a Cuntknock.

Darren - Dude gertrude was bloody mental in bed last night.
Josh - Dont talk about last night.. i got cuntknocked.
Darren - Ohhh bad times man sorry to hear it.
Josh - Yeah.. it was the worst.

by Scozza91 May 5, 2008

cuntblock

when a girl is blocked form getting action

She just got cuntblocked

by Big April 3, 2005

cuntblocker

Similar to cockblocker, the cuntblocker is one who prevents a women from sex.

"Tina is such a cuntblocker, she interrupted me with a hottie last night."

by mecca chicca June 17, 2009

Cuntknuckle

Someone so skilled at exceeding the normal realms of dickhead/douchebag/fuckhead/cuntery, that they must be referred to in conjunction with the anatomical part of the human body used to knock someone the fuck out.

He isn't an asshole, he's a complete and total cuntknuckle.

by rang-rang kucharska October 30, 2011

cuntrocket

A penis that has seen the inside of many cunts.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.

Can also be used as an insult.

My cuntrocket fucking pwnd you, bitch.
"Look at that emo!" "I know, what a cuntrocket."

by Master Cuntrocket July 29, 2008

Cuntcock

An over sized clitoris ranging in size to resemble a penis.

Also used as a slang...Ex: " Yo breh, i think my girl has a cuntcock." or "Breh stop being such a cuntcock".

"Damn gyrl, my cuntcock itches"
"Yo dude, you're being a giant cuntcock"
"Breh, stop being such a cuntcock!"

by The notorious brehs August 13, 2009

Cuntlock

Referring to a person, usually a girl, who posesses bitchy-like qualities OR to call them a pain in the ass or a pussy.

Girl 1: Hey, are you goin out tonight to that club?
Girl 2: Nah, my mom's being a cuntlock and won't let me go.

OR

Girl 1: Did you see that girl talking to my boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, shes such a cuntlock.

by nikki fm! January 2, 2009