Cuntknock

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When the female is going so wild in sex that she slides off the slippery serpant and gravity takes it toll, thus resulting in her colliding with the shlong, causing a Cuntknock.

Darren - Dude gertrude was bloody mental in bed last night.
Josh - Dont talk about last night.. i got cuntknocked.
Darren - Ohhh bad times man sorry to hear it.
Josh - Yeah.. it was the worst.

Cuntknock by Scozza91 May 5, 2008

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cuntblock

when a girl is blocked form getting action

She just got cuntblocked

cuntblock by Big April 3, 2005

Related Words

cuntknocker • Cuntknock • cuntknuckler • Cunt Knuckle • cuntrocket • cuntsock • cuntblock • cuntock • Cuntlock • Canaknocker's

cuntblocker

Similar to cockblocker, the cuntblocker is one who prevents a women from sex.

"Tina is such a cuntblocker, she interrupted me with a hottie last night."

cuntblocker by mecca chicca June 17, 2009

Cuntknuckle

Someone so skilled at exceeding the normal realms of dickhead/douchebag/fuckhead/cuntery, that they must be referred to in conjunction with the anatomical part of the human body used to knock someone the fuck out.

He isn't an asshole, he's a complete and total cuntknuckle.

Cuntknuckle by rang-rang kucharska October 30, 2011

cuntrocket

A penis that has seen the inside of many cunts.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.

Can also be used as an insult.

My cuntrocket fucking pwnd you, bitch.
"Look at that emo!" "I know, what a cuntrocket."

cuntrocket by Master Cuntrocket July 29, 2008

Cuntcock

An over sized clitoris ranging in size to resemble a penis.

Also used as a slang...Ex: " Yo breh, i think my girl has a cuntcock." or "Breh stop being such a cuntcock".

"Damn gyrl, my cuntcock itches"
"Yo dude, you're being a giant cuntcock"
"Breh, stop being such a cuntcock!"

Cuntcock by The notorious brehs August 13, 2009

Cuntlock

Referring to a person, usually a girl, who posesses bitchy-like qualities OR to call them a pain in the ass or a pussy.

Girl 1: Hey, are you goin out tonight to that club?
Girl 2: Nah, my mom's being a cuntlock and won't let me go.

OR

Girl 1: Did you see that girl talking to my boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, shes such a cuntlock.

Cuntlock by nikki fm! January 2, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026