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shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

cuntrocket

A penis that has seen the inside of many cunts.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.

Can also be used as an insult.
My cuntrocket fucking pwnd you, bitch.
"Look at that emo!" "I know, what a cuntrocket."
cuntrocket by Master Cuntrocket July 29, 2008

CuntCork 

Stuffing used to subdue female outpourings.
I've got to get some cuntcorks.
CuntCork by Eamon April 17, 2003

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
do you really need an example for this?

Cuntlock 

Referring to a person, usually a girl, who posesses bitchy-like qualities OR to call them a pain in the ass or a pussy.
Girl 1: Hey, are you goin out tonight to that club?
Girl 2: Nah, my mom's being a cuntlock and won't let me go.

OR

Girl 1: Did you see that girl talking to my boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, shes such a cuntlock.
Cuntlock by nikki fm! January 2, 2009

cuntsock 

A Composite of 'Cunt' and 'Sock'

A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.

Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).

Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -

adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.
'james' old nike cuntsock lay damp and sodden at the side of his bed. He sighed, then gently broke wind like ladies do.'
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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