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an e-person in an internet chatroom of indeterminate sex: ie. may possess a pork sword or beef curtains.
that nicki is such a fucking cuntock. i bet she has a cock.
cuntock by senor incognito November 7, 2007

cuntociraptor

the cashier was such a cuntociraptor

cuntocracy 

A democracy with cunts being the majority
What used to be a democracy that worked well enough to become a world power is now a cuntocracy that is on the skids heading for the bottom.
cuntocracy by Gringoy September 17, 2007

cuntucklefuck 

thrusted kuntucky fried chicken up the vaginal regions
Fuck you, you cuntucklefuck
cuntucklefuck by Rahalasha April 1, 2010
A location in the deep South which produces those Southern Bell bitches that we all hate.
"Get your sausage candy ass back to Cuntucky!....NO TWINKIES! GET!"
Cuntucky by Laurinda May 19, 2005

Cuntoctopus 

Someone who gets cunted very often. See cunted
Person One: Dude, You always trippin man

Person Two: I'm a mad cuntoctopus dude
Cuntoctopus by Cunt Octopus April 16, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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