cuntblock

when a girl is blocked form getting action

She just got cuntblocked

by Big April 3, 2005

Cuckblock

When a guy with no chance of hooking up with a girl cockblocks every other guy out of jealousy.

Dylan kept cuckblocking me last night. Laura told him there’s no way she would get with him so he cuckblocked me and her all night!

by Notmynamehere February 21, 2022

Cuntback Whale

a fat chick who is acting like a bitch and/or cunt.

My boss is such a cuntback whale.

by Hockey_Temper August 19, 2010

Cuntknock

When the female is going so wild in sex that she slides off the slippery serpant and gravity takes it toll, thus resulting in her colliding with the shlong, causing a Cuntknock.

Darren - Dude gertrude was bloody mental in bed last night.
Josh - Dont talk about last night.. i got cuntknocked.
Darren - Ohhh bad times man sorry to hear it.
Josh - Yeah.. it was the worst.

by Scozza91 May 5, 2008

cupblock

When your girlfriends on her period and wears a diva cup, youre cupblocked; cockblock by the cup

The wifes on her period shes cupblocking me

by pimp sim a.k.a. The assassin November 4, 2018

catblock

-ed, -ing
The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.

My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.

by Chad Baker December 28, 2007

cuntbucket

a term used for filthy lying, cheating frat guys who think they're the cat's meow! Refers only to the lowest of the low and is the most insulting term one can be called. Usually refers to an asshole who cheats on his amazingly sweet girlfriend and who will most like get away with it forever.

"Robert is such a cuntbucket! He's been cheating on his girlfriend for years and never plans on telling her!"

by HadrianC83 July 4, 2012