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cuntsock 

A Composite of 'Cunt' and 'Sock'

A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.

Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).

Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -

adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.
'james' old nike cuntsock lay damp and sodden at the side of his bed. He sighed, then gently broke wind like ladies do.'
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cuntsock 

Man, my cuntsock forgot to cut the crust off my sandwhich.
cuntsock by Trip August 1, 2003

Cuntsock 

A droopy downer of a cunt. A mean person who is never satisfied with anything.
My cuntsock of a boss will never appreciate me.
Cuntsock by 17Mikey May 16, 2014

cuntsucker 

much like a cocksucker...but far worse
Hey cuntsucker...get over here.
cuntsucker by Dudley Watts October 27, 2004

cuntsickle 

My daughter is sick in the hospital and my cuntsickle boss won't give me a pay raise to help pay the bills.
cuntsickle by FRAGaLOT August 23, 2007

CuntSickleStick 

someone who:
-is nasty
-looks trashy

-sleeps with anyone or anything including animals
-trys to have sexual intercourse with random objects

and they usually have lots of STDs.
"they're lookin like a straight up CuntSickleStick today!"

cuntrocket

A penis that has seen the inside of many cunts.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.

Can also be used as an insult.
My cuntrocket fucking pwnd you, bitch.
"Look at that emo!" "I know, what a cuntrocket."