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When the female is going so wild in sex that she slides off the slippery serpant and gravity takes it toll, thus resulting in her colliding with the shlong, causing a Cuntknock.
Darren - Dude gertrude was bloody mental in bed last night.
Josh - Dont talk about last night.. i got cuntknocked.
Darren - Ohhh bad times man sorry to hear it.
Josh - Yeah.. it was the worst.
Cuntknock by Scozza91 May 5, 2008

cuntblocker 

Similar to cockblocker, the cuntblocker is one who prevents a women from sex.
"Tina is such a cuntblocker, she interrupted me with a hottie last night."
cuntblocker by mecca chicca June 17, 2009

Cunt Knocker

One who has sex with his/her ex's best friend a week after the break up.

Dakota's favorite word.

A random word to describe someone being an asshole.
Cunt Knocker by Shenanigans817 January 16, 2009

cuntknuckler 

someone who cant do shit right,a fuck up, cant do anything.
what the fuck is that bro? yur a cuntknuckler
cuntknuckler by robbomatic October 30, 2008

Curbknockers 

A pair of (though in some exceptions singular, ex: amputees) sexy feet that one desires to use to get his or her jollies off.
"Say Ryan old boy, catch a glimpse of those sweet curbknockers!"
Curbknockers by florboolian September 14, 2018

cuntblocker 

n. a person who blocks a football shot from a woman's vagina downfield from the line of scrimmage
The red team would have won the powderpuff football game if it weren't for the cuntblocker who jumped up and smacked the ball and took it back for a touchdown.