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When the female is going so wild in sex that she slides off the slippery serpant and gravity takes it toll, thus resulting in her colliding with the shlong, causing a Cuntknock.
Darren - Dude gertrude was bloody mental in bed last night.
Josh - Dont talk about last night.. i got cuntknocked.
Darren - Ohhh bad times man sorry to hear it.
Josh - Yeah.. it was the worst.
Cuntknock by Scozza91 May 5, 2008

cuntblocker 

Similar to cockblocker, the cuntblocker is one who prevents a women from sex.
"Tina is such a cuntblocker, she interrupted me with a hottie last night."
cuntblocker by mecca chicca June 17, 2009

Cunt Knocker

One who has sex with his/her ex's best friend a week after the break up.

Dakota's favorite word.

A random word to describe someone being an asshole.
Cunt Knocker by Shenanigans817 January 16, 2009

cuntknuckler 

someone who cant do shit right,a fuck up, cant do anything.
what the fuck is that bro? yur a cuntknuckler
cuntknuckler by robbomatic October 30, 2008

Curbknockers 

A pair of (though in some exceptions singular, ex: amputees) sexy feet that one desires to use to get his or her jollies off.
"Say Ryan old boy, catch a glimpse of those sweet curbknockers!"
Curbknockers by florboolian September 14, 2018

cuntblocker 

n. a person who blocks a football shot from a woman's vagina downfield from the line of scrimmage
The red team would have won the powderpuff football game if it weren't for the cuntblocker who jumped up and smacked the ball and took it back for a touchdown.
cuntblocker by C-Pain & Friends June 13, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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