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Cuntificent

Excelling at maintaining continuous cuntiness.
This definition combines the grandeur of "magnificent" with the concept of a sustained ability to be a cunt. It suggests someone who not only achieves a high level of cuntiness but also manages to do so consistently over time with flair.
Cuntificent-The art of sustained bitchiness on a grand scale.
Person 1-“ she has been a cunt all night at work.”

Person 2- “Yes she has been absolutely cuntificent”
by Caswerks July 7, 2024
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cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.
Total cuntification in this town.
by Professor of pedagogy January 18, 2016
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cuntificate

When a chick rambles on and on about bullshit.
Did you see Cuntaleezza Rice cuntificate before the 9/11 Commission? Shameless.
by acljew November 7, 2006
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Cuntfident

A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.
Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.
by Jeff D February 18, 2004
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Cuntfident

(Adjective) when a person is so confident that they are a cunt.
Dat cuntfident bitch a strong 4 walkin around like she an 8!
by Terrioristslayer August 6, 2016
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Cuntificating

Pontificating, but in a very cuntish way.
Susan wouldn't stop cuntificating about the virtues of a vegan diet while telling Amy vaccines were a scam.

He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.
by Nony314 February 18, 2019
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cuntificate

'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.
Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain

Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.
by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006
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