cuntificate

When a chick rambles on and on about bullshit.

Did you see Cuntaleezza Rice cuntificate before the 9/11 Commission? Shameless.

by acljew November 7, 2006

cuntificate

'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.

Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain

Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.

by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006

Cuntificate

To be on one's period/menstruating.

I began to cuntificate yesterday.

by Kimmy DeVrizzle January 17, 2008

Cuntificate

To express oneself in a way considered annoyingly bitchy, self-righteous, excessively malicious and unpleasant.

Damn it Karen, why must you cuntificate to tech support when you can't even remember to plug in your printer?

by SilkSelkie June 8, 2018

inoppolity certificate

A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode

A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.

I need a certificate of innopolity for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.

Please provide me with a certificate of inoppolity, since the funds are glarded and my account is in a tax clode

What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

certificate of inoppolity

A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode

A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.

I need an innopolity certificate for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.

What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Certificate hunter

Person that tries to cover the lack of skills in a certain field by collecting as many certificates as possible.

This certificate hunter cannot even write a single line of code.

by petrkek May 27, 2021