cuntificate
cuntificate by acljew November 7, 2006
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cuntificate
'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.
Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain
Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.
Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.
cuntificate by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006
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Cuntificate by Kimmy DeVrizzle January 17, 2008
Cuntificate
To express oneself in a way considered annoyingly bitchy, self-righteous, excessively malicious and unpleasant.
Damn it Karen, why must you cuntificate to tech support when you can't even remember to plug in your printer?
Cuntificate by SilkSelkie June 8, 2018
inoppolity certificate
A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.
I need a certificate of innopolity for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.
Please provide me with a certificate of inoppolity, since the funds are glarded and my account is in a tax clode
What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?
I need a certificate of innopolity for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.
Please provide me with a certificate of inoppolity, since the funds are glarded and my account is in a tax clode
What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?
inoppolity certificate by T.W.B March 20, 2021
certificate of inoppolity
A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.
I need an innopolity certificate for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.
What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?
I need an innopolity certificate for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.
What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?
certificate of inoppolity by T.W.B March 20, 2021
Certificate hunter
Person that tries to cover the lack of skills in a certain field by collecting as many certificates as possible.
Certificate hunter by petrkek May 27, 2021
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