Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.

Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth

by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

Puntificating

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.

"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!

by MacgalSC April 23, 2014

pontification

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.

There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006

pontifecating

When the Pope is taking a dump

Why has his excellency been in the bathroom so long? He must be pontifecating. He had his bible wheeled in there.

by mr magical jonson December 3, 2013

Pontification

The act of shredding down the Ponti Ridge Trail in Novato, California.

Pontification on a Tuesday afternoon sounds wonderful.

by Daquen Martin August 28, 2025

Partificating

The act of taking a long stutter or dementia like pause in the middle of a conversation

Give me a second, I’m partificating!

by Chudstud23 January 29, 2026