qualifications 

Breasts

She's got perfect qualifications - give her the job!

qualifications by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010

Qualifications 

Those physical blocks that stop you from doing what you enjoy for a living

I was an amzing artist, I could of saved the world with my awesome Talent, but not having three BA degrees caused the world to be destoryed by art obsessed aliens

Thus if you don't go through boring shit for about five years, you don't get Qualifications and don't have a life, despite your skill in anything.

Qualifications by Jdeadevil1223445323132 June 12, 2010

Quilification 

(n) The process of systematically replacing standard office stationary with quills and parchment.

"I'm sick of this bloody quilification, Algernon! It takes five times longer to write anything since they took away all our pens and computers!"

Quilification by macduy April 1, 2009

qualification 

FUCKKKK YOUUUUUUUU

qualification

qualification by Word_God December 13, 2018

Qualification to sing with akon 

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")

"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."

Qualification to sing with akon by You know Who, or do you? September 4, 2013

National 3 Hole Qualification Day 

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!

Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."

National 3 Hole Qualification Day by MPS208 March 27, 2023

Qualification 

Physical proof of one’s acceptance within an organisation, fellowship, profession or field of study.

Before we can accept you as a member, we will need to see your qualification.

Qualification by Rebel33 March 21, 2022