Cuntificating

Pontificating, but in a very cuntish way.

Susan wouldn't stop cuntificating about the virtues of a vegan diet while telling Amy vaccines were a scam.

He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.

Cuntificating by Nony314 February 18, 2019

Cuntificating

verb

To present an idea or principle in an overly simplified, arrogant, pompous and often ill-informed manner.

"Oh dear, Donald Trump is cuntificating on twitter again"

Cuntificating by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

cuntificating whoremonger

A woman that is a total slut and sleeps with only guys she isn't dating or a man that tends to be addicted to New York Tasia hookers that look like Comso renditions of a female joker.

Don't date her, she is a cuntificating whoremonger... like big time.

cuntificating whoremonger by I Just Rule. February 11, 2010

cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.

Total cuntification in this town.

cuntification by Professor of pedagogy January 18, 2016

Puntificating 

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.

"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!

Puntificating by MacgalSC April 23, 2014

Gift Certificating 

What males do for gift giving around the holidays in lieu of going out and purchasing an actual gift.

i went gift certificating the week b4 christmas this year

Gift Certificating by Rita Torcaso/Ben Gentile December 21, 2005

cuntification

process of becoming pussy whipped

My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend.

cuntification by I believe this is a George Carlinism. May 31, 2003