Cunticorn

A person who is such a cunt that it is impossible for people to believe they exist until they see it for themselves. A mythical bitch

Pat is such a cunticorn that even I have a hard time believing she is real and I lived with her.

by WhatDidYouDo December 4, 2019

Cuntimonious

cuntimoniuos - a self righteous, arrogant, egotistical, narcissistic, sanctimonious cunt.

My former boss at the railroad was so cuntimonious that I had no choice but to quit!

by Skroatum April 16, 2021

Caticorn

A mystical animal that is half cat, half unicorn. It has the head of a cat with an unicorn horn and the body of a cat with an unicorn tail. It makes the sound "neow."

When walking through the magical forest, Katie and Megan were stalked by a caticorn.

by bigotesrule12 November 18, 2010

Cuntimony

Obligatory post-marital payments in respect of a cunt (e.g. former wife).

Paying cuntimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

by Newman336 July 29, 2013

Cuntivore

An individual so singularly dedicated to pussy ingestion that pussy becomes the main component of said individuals diet...

That Martin is such a cuntivore, last time he sneezed a tampon was blasted from his left nostril travelling almost 40 yards at speeds approaching 74 mph..

by Clem February 12, 2005

Caticorn

A unicorn mixed with cat = Caticorn

Omg there's a Caticorn in that shop.

by Gozozo October 4, 2017

Cuntional

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).

If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.

by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004