Cuntflump

An over exaggerated version of the popular british spang word "cunt"

"You fucking cuntflump" -Dave Wrigth 2017

by noodiot October 14, 2021

Cuntflapaphobia

noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\

: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...

- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)

First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014

Cockhungry Simon does not like women because he suffers from cuntflapaphobia.

by WelshRuffster September 10, 2014

cuntflaps

Noun, plural. The two outer folds of the vulva. The labia majora.

"Put your skirt down. I can see your cuntflaps."

by the Snailfather April 9, 2006

cuntflaps

Coarse slang term for the female labia (inner or outer).

Also: Wizard's sleeve, piss-flaps etc.

Look at the cuntflaps on that girl! You would lose your arm in there!

by Menace December 1, 2004

Cuntbumper

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

by buttmusket July 23, 2009

Cuntlumbo

A woman, usually on her rag, that investigates, interrogates and or psychoanalyzes everything a man says or communicates to her. Usually, this has to do with the man's whereabouts or who he's associating with. However, because this is female rationale, it really can be about anything, and is usually unjustifed and unwarranted.

Him: "Sorry I'm late, I stopped in for drinks after work"

Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"

Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"

by Buster Heighman August 29, 2009

cuntflap

Labia majora.

aka pussy lips.

See also beef curtains

After the waxing, her cuntflaps shone pink.

The supreme cameltoe enabled me to imagine her cuntflaps with great detail

by GRR June 2, 2005