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cuntflaps 

Noun, plural. The two outer folds of the vulva. The labia majora.
"Put your skirt down. I can see your cuntflaps."
cuntflaps by the Snailfather April 9, 2006
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cuntflaps 

Coarse slang term for the female labia (inner or outer).

Also: Wizard's sleeve, piss-flaps etc.
Look at the cuntflaps on that girl! You would lose your arm in there!
cuntflaps by Menace December 1, 2004

Cuntflaps 

cuntflaps more commonly known as fanny flaps
Yo I fucked this lass last night and she had beefy cuntflaps
Cuntflaps by Pussy Boyos March 6, 2017

cuntflaps 

Pull your fucking cunt
flaps down you look like a slapper with wings, pull your cutgflaps down and get a grip bitch
fuck your cuntflaps and get a grip bitch
cuntflaps by gaz999 October 13, 2016

Cuntflapaphobia 

noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\

: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...

- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)

First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014
Cockhungry Simon does not like women because he suffers from cuntflapaphobia.
Cuntflapaphobia by WelshRuffster September 10, 2014

Cuntblast 

The sudden and seemingly uncontrolled infiltration of snatch, into a club or popular venue. Depending on the venue, this can either be an enticing or equally negative incident as, for example, straight cunt typically has an obsession with infiltrating gay bars and aggravating the cock-seeking male population.
Dude, I went to the gay bar last night and while checking out this hot dude across the bar, like 20 drunk bitches came nattering through the door, in one big cuntblast, from a bridal shower and fucked up my game. To make things worse, three of them came over to me and tried to feel me up and asked if I wanted to buy them drinks! Fuck no!
Cuntblast by Masta Z August 20, 2013

Cuntalappa 

We started calling her Cathy Cuntalappa when she told us she loved pussy.
Cuntalappa by doosh laroosh June 26, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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