Cuntyflumps 

1) noun; descriptive of the two respective sides of a particularly fleshy female pubic mound.

2. noun; affectionate reference to one who is generally endearing but still deserving of the occasional insult.

1) 'She didn't take the job at the strip club because she was embarrassed about her massive cuntyflumps.'

2) 'He's a nice bloke, but a bit of a cuntyflump.'

Cuntyflumps by Fleckers167 March 6, 2011

Cuntflump 

An over exaggerated version of the popular british spang word "cunt"

"You fucking cuntflump" -Dave Wrigth 2017

Cuntflump by noodiot October 14, 2021

cuntyflaps 

an exclamation of pure surprise or a term said to induce frantic laughter.

John - 'Oh, FUCKING CUNTYFLAPS!'
Jim - 'Ahahahhahahahahahha .... hahahhahahahahahahhahaha... hahhahahahahaha *sigh* hah.'

cuntyflaps by Simon the horny pirate. December 1, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012