Cuntlumbo 

A woman, usually on her rag, that investigates, interrogates and or psychoanalyzes everything a man says or communicates to her. Usually, this has to do with the man's whereabouts or who he's associating with. However, because this is female rationale, it really can be about anything, and is usually unjustifed and unwarranted.

Him: "Sorry I'm late, I stopped in for drinks after work"

Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"

Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"

Cuntlumbo by Buster Heighman August 29, 2009

Cuntcumber 

A cucumber that has been inserted into a vagina and left for 2+ months. When it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle AKA Cuntcumber.

Mom when is your cuntcumber gonna be ready?
In a minute honey!
Good Im starving!

Cuntcumber by twwarrior77 November 23, 2011

cuntdumb 

stupid men and sometimes women who believe everything and anything a woman says in order to get laid that night, or just get laid in general.

dude, you is too cuntdumb for that kind of mission.

cuntdumb by antigirl June 27, 2004

cuntfumbled 

the feeling of being confused and horny at the same time.

She was cuntfumbled while she listened to her attractive anatomy teacher.

cuntfumbled by Ashley Paige Johnson August 20, 2007

Cuntlumbia 

A young, female Rocky Horror Picture Show patron who terrorizes cast and fellow audience members while wearing tasteless costumes.

That girl just accused me of spitting on her during rain scene! Can't she see that water is being sprayed everywhere? Wait... why is my bag drenched in orange soda? What a Cuntlumbia...

Cuntlumbia by A Domestic July 6, 2008

cuntlumper 

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.

That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.

cuntlumper by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003

Cuntlombian

A cunt of a woman from Colombia

The girl I dated was selfish and a user, she’s a Cuntlombian

Cuntlombian by Jp1981 November 14, 2025