A woman, usually on her rag, that investigates, interrogates and or psychoanalyzes everything a man says or communicates to her. Usually, this has to do with the man's whereabouts or who he's associating with. However, because this is female rationale, it really can be about anything, and is usually unjustifed and unwarranted.

Him: "Sorry I'm late, I stopped in for drinks after work"

Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"

Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"

Cuntlumbo by Buster Heighman August 29, 2009

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cuntchum

A group of female friends that act nice to your face, but talk behind your back.

"Those girls at the barn are cuntchum, when I walk in the room they get silent."

"I walked past the cuntchum today and heard them talking smack on you."

"You are being cuntchummed by Nicole and Melissa, I wouldn't talk to them anymore."

cuntchum by foolishfrog May 4, 2010

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cuntcum

Vaginal fluid, usually excessive.

I pulled my dick out of her and it was dripping cuntcum.

cuntcum by Nick T W January 30, 2008

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Cuntcumber

A cucumber that has been inserted into a vagina and left for 2+ months. When it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle AKA Cuntcumber.

Mom when is your cuntcumber gonna be ready?
In a minute honey!
Good Im starving!

Cuntcumber by twwarrior77 November 23, 2011

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