Cuntclump
Cuntclump by Koplover89 September 4, 2018
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Cuntbumper
"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"
Cuntbumper by buttmusket July 23, 2009
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Cuntclump • Cuntflump • Cuntcrumpet • cuntlumper • [cunt clamp] • cunt flumper • cunt lump • Cunt slumper • cuntdump • cuntclusion
Contaclump
The Americas are a contaclump containing South America and North America.
Contaclump by King 1046 November 8, 2021
Cuntlumbo
A woman, usually on her rag, that investigates, interrogates and or psychoanalyzes everything a man says or communicates to her. Usually, this has to do with the man's whereabouts or who he's associating with. However, because this is female rationale, it really can be about anything, and is usually unjustifed and unwarranted.
Him: "Sorry I'm late, I stopped in for drinks after work"
Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"
Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"
Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"
Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"
Cuntlumbo by Buster Heighman August 29, 2009
cuntchum
"Those girls at the barn are cuntchum, when I walk in the room they get silent."
"I walked past the cuntchum today and heard them talking smack on you."
"You are being cuntchummed by Nicole and Melissa, I wouldn't talk to them anymore."
"I walked past the cuntchum today and heard them talking smack on you."
"You are being cuntchummed by Nicole and Melissa, I wouldn't talk to them anymore."
cuntchum by foolishfrog May 4, 2010
Cuntcumber
A cucumber that has been inserted into a vagina and left for 2+ months. When it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle AKA Cuntcumber.
Cuntcumber by twwarrior77 November 23, 2011
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