Spang

The act of hitting someone on the tip of the dick.

I'm so excited to spang Peter Krause

by JosiahChateau August 31, 2022

spang

1) The sound of someone being hit in the face, or over the head, with a shovel. Onomatapoeic.

2) The act of doing this - hence spanging, spanged, spanger.

"'E was like, "Your bird's a right munter!", but I've got me shovel 'andy, so I goes SPANG! Right in the chops. Wicked."

by Him. July 2, 2004

spang

A kind of ringing, clashing noise made by hitting metal objects.

I hit this guy with a frying pan. It went SPANG!

by Rankin June 15, 2004

Spang

1. A good sense of style and moves
2. To use a show out a move in a skilled manner
3. To learn how to do some new shiz

1. "Biotch, i gots so much Spang i could kill you and play Tetris at the same time."
2. "I'm gonna drop some Spang foo!"
3. "He got dropped in the pool of Spang and learned some Matrix moves"
4. "Richard Lao got mad much Spang"

by Pseduonym/ Richard Lao December 15, 2004

spang

1) n. The sound of someone being hit in the face by a spade. v. the act of doing this.

2) n. Someone whose natural features are disfigured and contorted such that they resemble a person that has been spanged, either as a result of spanging or through poor genetic inheritance.

Dude, I know you were so absolutely munted that even Margaret Thatcher would've seemed hot, but jeez, how could you? She was a total spang! I mean, like, I'd rather ravish your mother a thousand times than even contemplate what you did last night ...

by The Filthy One July 19, 2008

spang

the taste of a womans sex organ (cross between spunk and tang)

cristines vagina has a sweet spang

by mike February 12, 2004

spang

1) To ejaculate semen inside a female anus. (verb)

2) Said semen, when ejaculated inside a female anus. (noun)

Steve spanged (1) some spang (2) all up inside Heather's ass.

by Psychobenzaprine December 6, 2006