Cuntfight

Similar to cock / rooster fight except that cunts are involved

Cuntosaurus Rex & Cuntociraptor are busy in a cuntfight. Cuntisha is the judge.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntfish

Generic insult suggesting the receiptient displays the least agreeable qualities of both a fish and a cunt.

Will Tracz, you display both the least agreeable qualities of a fish and a cunt, i therefore conclude that you, my son, are a cuntfish and a fucknugget and a cad.

by Joe April 25, 2003

Catfight

A vicious fight between two women that features biting & scratching and often involves clothes being ripped off,

"Patty tore off Stacey's top and scratched her tits in the catfight."

by Rick May 13, 2005

Cuntlight

a glow in the dark dildo

Rachel just pawned off her old cuntlight because she was so broke

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Spousal catfight arousal

The complicated excitement a man feels when seeing his wife (or girlfriend) in a physical altercation with another woman. The condition is heightened when there is the real possibility for intimate sensual contact between the two combatants.

"Hey come quick, Jen had it with your wife's attitude and it looks like she has Lesley pinned down. You might want to end this."

"Are you kidding?"

"Spousal catfight arousal?"

"Damn straight. I need a closer view."

by Cirdellin December 29, 2009

catfight

catfight: usually used to describe two girls/women who are mucho pissed at each other, and after a few girly insults they fight, normally by scratching each other, slaps, pulling hair, and other cliched catfight methods.

note: men seem to find these catfights extremely amusing. perhaps, for the same reason that lame college guys have a thing for lesbians. the reason, exactly? we may never know.

Tori: Rea, did you really hook up with that loser Ty at Carson's party? You are such a slut!
Rea: Don't be a gossipy bitch.
Tori: What the hell did you just call me?!
Rea: A gossipy bitch. Which is what you are.
Tori: *slaps*
Rea: HELL NO!
*catfight*
Carson: Oh, dude! Chicks fighting!
Ty: Awesome!

by doesthatmakemecrazy? October 20, 2006

cratfight

an catty exchange among Democratic primary contenders.

He accused her of voting for the war. She cast him withering glance as a third candidate interjected about the importance of supporting the troops. The debate rapidly descended into a five-way cratfight.

by mandingoe March 2, 2007