Also known as suggestion loop:
When one types in random letters, words and/or phrases into the Google search bar just to see what Google's suggestions are. Although it may provide many laughs its side effects are dangerous as this may lead to a lack of productivity and in some rare but serious cases a major loss of time.
Ronnie: I went to search how to change a light bulb... six hours later I was looking at how to change a light ballast
Pauly: Wtf is a light ballast???
Ronnie: I dunno but I still don't know how to change the light bulb in my tanning bed
Mike: Oh no, we have a situation!
Snooki: Waaaaahhhh
Vinny: Looks like you were suggestion surfing......
When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.
It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!
DANIEL JAMES HOWELL SAID THIS WHEN HE WAS READING SUGGESTIONS FOR RE BRANDING PURPOSES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.