A sweet Christmas concoction that has essentially the same recipe as figgy pudding but replaces the figs with black eyed peas.
"Hey Stacy Ann Ferguson (Fergie's full name), put out more of that Fergie pudding!"
"Hey I don't put out for anybody."
"OK, sorry only it is so sweet and delicious...please?"
"That's better."
"Hey I don't put out for anybody."
"OK, sorry only it is so sweet and delicious...please?"
"That's better."
by Cirdellin December 28, 2009
The tendency, especially while waiting for a plane, to scan one's fellow passengers for signs of violent intention. This tends to increase after an airline incident or near incident.
Jake surreptitiously looked up and down the many aisles of chairs as he waited for his plane to arrive at the gate. Passenger assessment is an essential part of flying these days. he rationalized.
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
The unrecognized commode that is effectively the fifth member of the 90's rock band "Garbage". The receptacle makes uncredited and inexplicable appearances in a disproportionate number of the band's videos.
"I can't believe it. This is the fifth Garbage video I've seen today and there's that pesky toilet again. WHY?"
"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."
"They might as well give it a guitar."
"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."
"They might as well give it a guitar."
by Cirdellin January 07, 2010
A woman within a workplace who advances herself by walking the thin line between being a relentless flirt (i.e. a coquette) and actually having sex with men of advantage to her (i.e. being a courtesan) for the sake of her career.
"I can't believe the stuff that that woman has gotten away with and they keep giving her more responsibility!"
"Yep, Stacey is a very accomplished coquettesan."
"Yep, Stacey is a very accomplished coquettesan."
by Cirdellin January 14, 2010
The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.
Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."
Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."
Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"
Worker 2: "You got it."
Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."
Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"
Worker 2: "You got it."
by Cirdellin January 15, 2010
When one is attracted to people with hair colors other than that on one's partner. When ascribed to a large population, it is when people of a particular region or country are attracted to people whose hair color is rarely observed.
"Hans, I am happy that you are enjoying your time in Ireland but many women are growing uncomfortable by your relentless staring. Kelly told me that it is freaking her out."
"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."
"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
To feel better about oneself by viewing oneself not as an individual but as part of a larger group. In this state, one need not accomplish anything oneself but can take great pride in the accomplishments of others as though they are personal accomplishments because the group is viewed a personal extension.
'Yea we won!"
"No the Steelers won. You just watched the game on TV."
"Same thing."
"No It's not, it's your validation by proxy."
"No the Steelers won. You just watched the game on TV."
"Same thing."
"No It's not, it's your validation by proxy."
by Cirdellin January 17, 2010