One who is sexually attracted to modes of public transportation without regard to the people riding inside of them. The act remains illegal in most metropolitan areas.
"I heard Rigel was arrested again."
"Yep, this time for reckless transitsexuality."
"Oh no what was it this time, another bus?"
"Nope it was light rail. the 4:15 from Long Island to Manhattan."
"Wow first it was the taxi, then the bus, now this!"
"Yeah I know he's all over the place."
"Yep, this time for reckless transitsexuality."
"Oh no what was it this time, another bus?"
"Nope it was light rail. the 4:15 from Long Island to Manhattan."
"Wow first it was the taxi, then the bus, now this!"
"Yeah I know he's all over the place."
by cirdellin December 18, 2009
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"Hey come quick, Jen had it with your wife's attitude and it looks like she has Lesley pinned down. You might want to end this."
"Are you kidding?"
"Spousal catfight arousal?"
"Damn straight. I need a closer view."
"Are you kidding?"
"Spousal catfight arousal?"
"Damn straight. I need a closer view."
by Cirdellin December 29, 2009
Get the Spousal catfight arousal mug.What a man feels when he is alternately extremely attracted to a particular woman's unimaginably hot body but also completely disgusted by her unimaginably ugly face. This generally produces disorientation in the first few episodes but can sometimes later reshape sexual attraction as the ugly face becomes a fetish of sorts.
"Hey Jake, check out the smoking hot babe walking down the beach."
"That one walking away?"
"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"
(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)
"That one walking away?"
"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"
(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)
by cirdellin December 22, 2009
Get the arousal repulsion cycling mug.The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.
Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."
Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."
Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"
Worker 2: "You got it."
Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."
Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"
Worker 2: "You got it."
by Cirdellin January 15, 2010
Get the Self inflicted complaint blockage mug.When one is attracted to people with hair colors other than that on one's partner. When ascribed to a large population, it is when people of a particular region or country are attracted to people whose hair color is rarely observed.
"Hans, I am happy that you are enjoying your time in Ireland but many women are growing uncomfortable by your relentless staring. Kelly told me that it is freaking her out."
"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."
"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
Get the Hair color paradox mug.A woman within a workplace who advances herself by walking the thin line between being a relentless flirt (i.e. a coquette) and actually having sex with men of advantage to her (i.e. being a courtesan) for the sake of her career.
"I can't believe the stuff that that woman has gotten away with and they keep giving her more responsibility!"
"Yep, Stacey is a very accomplished coquettesan."
"Yep, Stacey is a very accomplished coquettesan."
by Cirdellin January 14, 2010
Get the Coquettesan mug.The phenomenon in which an employee is chastised by his or her superior and then feels compelled to chastise their inferiors. In a large organization, this can involve a large number of people falling like dominoes.
"Jones, you cretin! I just got my clock cleaned by my boss because of you. Rest assured that you will get yours now."
"Hey Smith, don't involve me in your blame domino!"
"Hey Smith, don't involve me in your blame domino!"
by Cirdellin January 12, 2010
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