Cuntfect

Person who is near perfect in everyway, yet is still a absolute cunt.

Beth you are absolutely cuntfect

by swaffydotcom October 26, 2016

cuntectomy

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.

You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.

by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008

cuntfest

lesbian orgy

by yo momma says shot yo bitch ass up! September 27, 2003

cuntfeatures

Insult, implying a person has the facial features of the female genitals.

"shut up cuntfeatures"

by ants February 14, 2005

cuntfetti

The tiny pieces of cheap, thin, economy toilet paper commonly used in public restrooms that cling to women's vaginas.

"I was going down on this girl and I kept having to stop to take the cuntfetti out my mouth!"

by alismacks March 13, 2009

Cuntfest

When there are more than 3 people in a discord call who are all retarded or just cunts

I stayed up all night in a cuntfest on saturday night

by Tbus-Boneus May 1, 2019

cuntfest

mindless and typically drunken destruction of property for a good laugh

shit that was a mad cuntfest last night, our fuckin telly's smashed

by cmecyou June 9, 2007