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cuntfetti 

The tiny pieces of cheap, thin, economy toilet paper commonly used in public restrooms that cling to women's vaginas.
"I was going down on this girl and I kept having to stop to take the cuntfetti out my mouth!"
cuntfetti by alismacks March 13, 2009
Words you can keep

Cuntfetti 

a liberal scattering of irritating or arrogant people over the general area.
The level of cuntfetti in this place is really high!
Cuntfetti by JD Nick June 21, 2024

Champagne confetti 

To squirt. Female ejaculation.
You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS
Champagne confetti by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

Ass confetti 

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.
Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.
Ass confetti by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

champagne confetti 

jeon jungkook's own way of saying making dat pussay SQUIRT
you won't regret me. CHAMPAGNE CONFETTI :3 i wanna see it in motion, in 3d
champagne confetti by eunkoo September 28, 2023

Cunt-Fetti 

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a flake like substance. Normally found on the base of a penis after sexual intercourse or on the surface underneath where the intercouse had taken place.
The sex was great, but the CUNT-FETTI was all over the bed.
Cunt-Fetti by TAC0USMC July 24, 2007
Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.
I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.
Cumfetti by Pienese! November 28, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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