cuntfest
lesbian orgy
cuntfest by yo momma says shot yo bitch ass up! September 27, 2003
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Cutfest
The term used when describing a series of cutting remarks made at one person by another person or group of other people.
Tom: You like this shirt?
Jack: If you are trying to dress like a senior citizen, then Yes, it looks great.
Jan: Looks like you gained a few pounds just around the belly too, Tom.
Jack: If your definition of belly is his whole body, then I agree with you Jan.
Tom: Geez guys.. can you quit with the cutfest!!
Jack: If you are trying to dress like a senior citizen, then Yes, it looks great.
Jan: Looks like you gained a few pounds just around the belly too, Tom.
Jack: If your definition of belly is his whole body, then I agree with you Jan.
Tom: Geez guys.. can you quit with the cutfest!!
cuntestival
Marcus: hey are you going to the Swedish House Mafia gig next weekend?
Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!
Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!
cuntestival by Cuntifuckintastic October 21, 2010
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