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cuntfest 

lesbian orgy
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Cuntfest 

When there are more than 3 people in a discord call who are all retarded or just cunts
I stayed up all night in a cuntfest on saturday night
Cuntfest by Tbus-Boneus May 1, 2019

cuntfest 

mindless and typically drunken destruction of property for a good laugh
shit that was a mad cuntfest last night, our fuckin telly's smashed
cuntfest by cmecyou June 9, 2007

Cuntestant 

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award
Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant
Cuntestant by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntfeatures 

Insult, implying a person has the facial features of the female genitals.
"shut up cuntfeatures"
cuntfeatures by ants February 14, 2005
The term used when describing a series of cutting remarks made at one person by another person or group of other people.
Tom: You like this shirt?
Jack: If you are trying to dress like a senior citizen, then Yes, it looks great.
Jan: Looks like you gained a few pounds just around the belly too, Tom.
Jack: If your definition of belly is his whole body, then I agree with you Jan.

Tom: Geez guys.. can you quit with the cutfest!!
Cutfest by carpefish June 1, 2010

cuntestival

Refers to a festival filled with beautiful and fuckable cunts.
Marcus: hey are you going to the Swedish House Mafia gig next weekend?

Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!
cuntestival by Cuntifuckintastic October 21, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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