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Cuntfest 

When there are more than 3 people in a discord call who are all retarded or just cunts
I stayed up all night in a cuntfest on saturday night
Cuntfest by Tbus-Boneus May 1, 2019

cuntfest 

mindless and typically drunken destruction of property for a good laugh
shit that was a mad cuntfest last night, our fuckin telly's smashed
cuntfest by cmecyou June 9, 2007

Cuntestant 

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award
Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant
Cuntestant by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntfeatures 

Insult, implying a person has the facial features of the female genitals.
"shut up cuntfeatures"
cuntfeatures by ants February 14, 2005
The term used when describing a series of cutting remarks made at one person by another person or group of other people.
Tom: You like this shirt?
Jack: If you are trying to dress like a senior citizen, then Yes, it looks great.
Jan: Looks like you gained a few pounds just around the belly too, Tom.
Jack: If your definition of belly is his whole body, then I agree with you Jan.

Tom: Geez guys.. can you quit with the cutfest!!
Cutfest by carpefish June 1, 2010

cuntestival

Refers to a festival filled with beautiful and fuckable cunts.
Marcus: hey are you going to the Swedish House Mafia gig next weekend?

Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!
cuntestival by Cuntifuckintastic October 21, 2010
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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