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Cuntaceous 

Cuntaceous (adj.)
Pronounced: kh-un-TAE-shus

A maximalist compliment. A high-femme adjective used to describe something that is not only elegant, luxurious, and drop-dead fabulous—but also drenched in style, power, and undeniable opulence. Think of it as the upscale cousin of “cunty,” evolved from the root word cunt but less vulgar, more venerated.

It’s not just cute, it’s cuntaceous.
It’s not just expensive, it’s cuntaceous.
It’s not just giving...it’s serving filet mignon on Versace China in a penthouse suite while whispering “you could never.”

Origin:
Derived from “slutaceous” (used by Mo’Nique on Charm School) and reworked through Black queer femme vernacular to amplify excellence with a glam twist.
Examples:

“That phthalo green couch is cuntaceous on this new hardwood floor sister!!!!”

Renaissance is Beyoncé’s most cuntaceous album to date.”

“This house got marble counters, gold fixtures, and a chandelier bigger than my car. This shit is cuntaceous!”
Cuntaceous by Verielle June 26, 2025

curvaceous 

a valuptuous and sexy hot body
Damn shawdy, u got one curvaceous ass. I mean u got curves like "Whoa"

Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

Cuntageous 

You are so much of a cunt that other women around you also become cunts.
Julie and Ericka just ripped me a new asshole, what happened?

They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!
Cuntageous by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010

curvaceous 

having a well formed female figure
That girl is so curvaceous and stacked.

cuntacious

cunt like behaviour. As in a woman who is behaving like a cunt.
I can't believe how cuntacious your girlfriend was to me tonight
cuntacious by Erik Berry October 18, 2008