cuntacious
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cuntacious
cuntacious by Dave Gal May 15, 2006
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cuntumacious
adjective
Combination of cunt, vulgar slang for vagina, and contumacious, stubbornly disobedient to authority, meaning:
(1) a pussy that is so engorged that it squeezes out even the hardest dicks
(2) a bratty sub who refuses to play the submissive role in sex relations
Combination of cunt, vulgar slang for vagina, and contumacious, stubbornly disobedient to authority, meaning:
(1) a pussy that is so engorged that it squeezes out even the hardest dicks
(2) a bratty sub who refuses to play the submissive role in sex relations
(1) Just before she squirted, her cuntumacious pussy kicked my dick out and wouldn't let me back in.
(2) My sub has gone too far this time. She's turned into a cuntumacious switch on me.
(2) My sub has gone too far this time. She's turned into a cuntumacious switch on me.
cuntumacious by Montana Luddite January 24, 2022
The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA)
When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.
Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.
Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.
Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next
Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!
Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).
Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!
Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).
The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) by Epictrix August 27, 2012
Curtatious
Curtatious by Jake Sciortino December 22, 2018
Contagious Smile
Me:Everytime you smile it makes me smile.
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile
Contagious Smile by PopcornBuddy September 14, 2011
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